Thursday, December 29, 2005

The Doors Were Correct: People Are Strange

OK, now I have seen everything.

18 Comments:

At 4:50 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

I suppose this means there is slim hope for Ducky.

I read the dolpins name as Cindy and thus it becomes a gay bestiality issue. They Dolphin was last seen swimming to Mass. He was told that swimmming is a prerequisite for public office.

 
At 4:53 PM, Blogger Esther said...

LOL Beak!!!!!! Actually, even though his name is Cindy, he was referred to as male in the article. ;)

 
At 5:50 PM, Blogger MissingLink said...

Seriously, people have far too much time and money to spend.

Beak,
"there is slim hope for Ducky"

Are you talking about this boring, lonely troll who just cannot leave AOW alone?

"Actually, even though his name is Cindy, he was referred to as male in the article"

These things do happen.
One of the "top" Aussie male singers was called Shirley (and no, he wasn't).

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

My first thought was "At least she didn't marry Ducky." Then--lo and behold--Beak alluded to the same. LOL.

Felis: boring, lonely troll who just cannot leave AOW alone
That about sums it up.

I wonder why Ducky doesn't swim over here to Esther's site? I think one reason is that he first thought I was a guy. By the time he caught on that I'm not male, he was already commenting too frequently. Warren slapped Ducky around at my blog the other day, so Duck will probably lay off for a while.

 
At 6:44 PM, Blogger beakerkin said...

Ducky spends most of his time at Big Bubba's house of pain. He frequents my blog with the standard Nazi line and scampers off
before we can bat him around. He sometimes posts the a line about me being a Kahanist or Likudnick.

This is amusing because I seldom post on Israel as plenty of others do a great job. Anyone who reads my blog knows we bat around leftists.

The Duck is an antisemite but you are to sweet by nature for him to stay here.

He has a particular dislike for Jason Papas and Mr Beamish.

 
At 7:36 PM, Blogger Mark said...

Aw, dolphin love - I heard about this years ago. Seriously. It's old hat. What I think is the most bizarre part of the story is that they were going bowling on their wedding night. A dolphin bowling, now THAT's a story!

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Elmer's Brother said...

My last duty station in the Navy involved dolphins and mine hunting. I have heard some stories of dolphins when they are in rut. One of the stories involved a male dolphin, a diver and a wetsuit. The 600 lb dolphin won.

But I also hear they are good with a little tobasco on them. LOL!

Not to worry, the dolphins had it better than we did. They are treated very well and even have their own retirement system and they live longer in captivity.

 
At 4:39 AM, Anonymous Bozwell said...

"But what kind of children would they have? one of the children in the crowd asked his father."


Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Great question....and what a looney!

 
At 6:16 AM, Blogger Always On Watch said...

Beak: The Duck is an antisemite but you [Esther] are to sweet by nature for him to stay here.
I think that's it! Also, he doesn't seem to like tangling with female bloggers.

He has a particular dislike for Jason Papas and Mr Beamish.
No doubt about that either. He occasionally says a crappy thing about me behind my back at others' blogs. I challenged him on that not long ago, at my own blog. Duck fell silent at my blog for a while and toned down. The toning down won't last, though, IMO. He'll quack like hell when I put up one of my student's anti-Communist essays, shortly after January 9. Hehehe. My student, a fearsome debater, has been monitoring Ducky for a while and is looking forward to the fray. Hehehe.

 
At 8:05 AM, Anonymous Rory said...

I guess it's like they say in France..."Chacun a son gout"... each to his own taste. He is pretty cute, though.

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger birdwoman said...

Hey, at least she's out of the gene pool, if not the dolphin pool.

(*)>

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger American Crusader said...

""I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she chocked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed."

I guess that means the marriage won't be consummated.
Or does it?
I guess I need to research interspecies marriages.

 
At 1:05 PM, Blogger MissingLink said...

Crusader,
"I guess that means the marriage won't be consummated."

Hmmm....
She only says that her intentions are pure.
But you know what they say about good intentions..

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Mr. Beamish the Instablepundit said...

I liked the taste of canned tuna better when it had dolphin meat in it.

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Iran Watch said...

" I liked the taste of canned tuna better when it had dolphin meat in it."

Great line. Anyone wanting to marry a dolphin obviously needs psychiatric help. Who is speaking up for the dolphin? What if the dolphin wants a divorce?

 
At 2:57 PM, Blogger Iran Watch said...

His name is Cindy?? Or is this a lesbian interspecies marriage?

 
At 6:49 PM, Blogger MissingLink said...

Happy New Year 2006!!!

 
At 1:16 PM, Blogger Rebekah said...

I really have no comment on this...

 

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