Politically Incorrect? Who Cares?
On the run-up to the Israeli elections, I thought we could probably use some comic relief. So, when a friend of mine who lives in Italy sent me some Muslim jokes, I decided I would share the most offensive ones with you.
What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You told her twice already!
A Palestinian suspect was being grilled by Israeli police. "Honest, I'm not a suicide bomber," he pleaded. "I didn't say I wanted to blow myself up so I could sleep with 72 virgins. All I said was I was dying to get laid!"
What does the sign say above the nursery in a Palestinian maternity ward? "Live Ammunition."
Obviously, the word "offensive" is a relative term, and compared to the genocidal ideology of Hamas, the Hitlerian rantings of Mahmoud Amadinejad, and the carnage in Iraq, this sort of politically incorrect humor somehow seems to pale in comparison. But then, a lot of us probably felt the same way about those Danish cartoons.